Hello,
I’m Wesley, and I’m nearly a month old. And my mom is dressing me like an idiot – today she put me in a pair of pants that have a bear on the tush. Rumor is, my Aunt Katie bought this for me. When I’m older, I’ll get her for this one.
I’ll also get my mom for sharing this:
(Remember how I said he make “Man-Sized” noises? I meant it! This isn’t his very best work – he was a little camera shy. My favorite is how relaxed he looks at the end once he’s done his business…)
But since, really, life is pretty good for me right now – I can eat, sleep, and do my business wherever and whenever I want – I’ll keep my complaints to a minimum.
Except one thing – someone tell mom to lay off the Asparagus – I know it is the first fresh veggie of the year and all, but too much of it gives me a belly ache and keeps me up at night, which I know upsets mom since she brags that I am such a good sleeper.
Bye-bye for now,
Wes
(Side note from mom: have you heard of Elimination Communication, or the Diaper Free Movement? Basically, parents forgo diapers and use cues from their babies to get them to an acceptable place to do their business when the time comes. I really wonder how this is possible, since, in my experience, my wee ones usually do this either during or RIGHT after a meal – leaving little time to save them from soiling themselves (and me, and the couch or wherever I’m sitting…). But they claim it works…Oh, and Wes – got the memo about the Asparagus. I guess 1/2 pound (more of it?) a day is too much? I’ll scale back. )
