Austin loves his bedtime stories. Every night, he gets his three stories (these days mostly from Daddy, because I’m busy with the little one) and then promptly hits me up for a few more. I don’t mind indulging his love for books, so we cuddle and read a few more.
Notice that I had to stress books. Because, since we’ve come back from China, he has had a fixation with “Auction.” Auction is a pamphlet my parents got in the mail, covered in all sorts of farm equipment that is (duh) up for auction. You know, sometime in March.
Auction is still around. Despite months of reading and its inferior quality, it persists. And Austin has it memorized.
I refuse to read it – reading about theoretical farm auction equipment is a task that falls solidly on the father. But tonight Lyndon was out, and Austin really wanted to read Auction. He had been behaving fairly well considering, so I indulged him and read it to him.
Or, more accurately, he read it to me.
“Austin – what is that?” I say and point to what I assume he will call a tractor. Maybe a “red tractor” if he is feeling descriptive.
“That is a Massey Ferguson, mamma.”
Huh? What in the heck? I check the sidebar – sure enough, Massey Ferguson is the brand. He points out a few more “Massey Fergusons” – all red.
“How about that?” I ask, pointing to what I would describe as a lawnmower.
“A John Deer Riding Lawnmower, just like at Great Grannas.”
Ok….
“Mamma, that is a CAT loader.”
Yup.
Figuring I’m onto him, I point to another red tractor, and say “Look – another Massey Ferguson!”
His reply? “No mamma, that is a Case.”
Indeed it is little one. Indeed it is.